Monday, December 24, 2007

Now that's funny...

...Re:Cheney's office fire last week.
"There's a much more innocent explanation for the Cheney fire, and all I'm going to say is ... See, kids! That's why I won't let you conduct Satanic rituals in the basement. Oh, sure. Recite a harmless prayer to Asmodai, draw a harmless Pentangle on the floor in chalk ... then somebody trips over a candle, and next thing you know Smokey the Bear is wrestling Old Scratch to keep the rec room paneling from going up in flames."

Sunday, December 23, 2007

Haven't we always been at war with Eastasia?



This picture is on the cover of The American Conservative. This is shocking because the article is written in the bullwork of paleoconservatism.
It is a lengthy article that lays out the case that Giulliani and his approach to foreign policy, or lack thereof, are slow witted in its simplistic approach to a far greater extent that the current administration. There is also an article by Progressive writer Glenn Greenwald that adeptly describes the struggle among the political right that pits those who crave authority against those who want liberty.
This author is Michael C. Desch. He is no liberal academician. He is Professor and Robert M. Gates Chair in Intelligence and National Security Decision-making at the George Bush School of Government and Public Service, Texas A&M University.
After an exchange with Il Rudi during a speech at Texas A&M, in which he was chided for "not getting it," he wrote,
After this disheartening experience, I decided to look more closely at what Giuliani was saying about foreign policy and who was advising him. What I found alarmed me: Rudy’s performance here was no aberration. Those who thought George W. Bush was too timid in the conduct of his foreign policy will find a champion in Rudy.
This is a good beginning because I have always believed that true conservatives have been in hiding. I respect real conservatives but haven't seen many since the Republican revolution. They began to go under ground during the rise of Reaganism and the corporate religious right. Reagan was the first coffin nail for true conservatism, not it's model.

Now if we can get all the wingers to take the red pill we might get them to see that the very conservatism that claim to love has been corrupted. It has been used against them and their interested by those who would foist Fascism upon this nation in the guise of protection. History repeats itself people!
Rudy's view on the role of authority is consistent with his catholic upbringing but not with the United States Constitution.
“We look upon authority too often and focus over and over again, for 30 or 40 or 50 years, as if there is something wrong with authority. We see only the oppressive side of authority. Maybe it comes out of our history and our background. What we don’t see is that freedom is not a concept in which people can do anything they want, be anything they can be. Freedom is about authority. Freedom is about the willingness of every single human being to cede to lawful authority a great deal of discretion about what you do,” - Rudy Giuliani, March 1994.
Is this what we want? I say hell no. He may have made New York look clean, but Hitler and Mussolini made the trains run on time and look what that got the Germans and Italians. Any society that is willing to cede it's freedom to ruthless power hungry leaders deserve what they get. If Rudy somehow gets the GOP nomination and (prime mover forbid) the POTUS, we can just consider this the start of the next U.S. civil war.

Friday, December 07, 2007

Coming to a shopping mall near you!

Deadly shooting rampage! Terrorists! Pedophiles! Gang Members! Identity thieves!

The best thing Americans can do is stay out of malls. Go downtown and shop in a locally owned store. The owner may be your neighbor or friend and you won't have to rely on $10.00 per hour rent-a-cops for you protection.

Avoid the Shopocalypse!

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Ask Mitt Romney what he thinks of this....

"The Lamanites [Native Americans], now a down-trodden people, are a remnant of the house of Israel. The curse of God has followed them as it has done the Jews, though the Jews have not been darkened in their skin as have the Lamanites."

Prophet Wilford Woodruff, Journal of Discourses, v. 22, p. 173

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Who gives a shit?

Anthem Skipped Before Monday Night Game
"Rushing to begin the nationally televised matchup following a 25- minute weather delay, the NFL chose to skip the anthem Monday night before Miami played Pittsburgh

....

National anthems are rarely televised during NFL games, with the Super Bowl being an exception, so there was no indication if any were unhappy with the omission."
Good it is a stupid trite song and this veteran is not unhappy. The Corporate Media is trying to make an issue where there is none.

Saturday, November 10, 2007

It's usually true....

...that there are good boys on every side of every war. It's the leaders who are the evil ones, the leaders on every side....usually. Leaders don't see themselves as evil....usually.

It doesn't matter what your cause is. If you commit evil for a good cause you still have committed evil.

Thursday, November 08, 2007

Stupid, stupid wingnuts. Or...

Simple people, simple solutions.

What to do when you are out of ideas? Ask god...he'll take care of everything..
"What to do when the rain won't come? If you're Georgia Gov. Sonny Perdue, you pray. The governor will host a prayer service next week to ask for relief from the drought gripping the Southeast. 'The only solution is rain, and the only place we get that is from a higher power,' Perdue spokesman Bert Brantley said on Wednesday."
Forget about rationing and sacrifice. That isn't part of god's dominion deal.
JFC!

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Our National Prayer

Our Papi
Who art in Fenway
Hallowed be thy team
Thou kicketh ass
On our home grass
And in Cleveland
as you did last Friday
Give us this year
more shiny rings
And forgive us our talk of curses
As we forgive those who talk of curses against us
And lead us not into extra innings
But deliver us from choking
For thou art The Beckett
The Manny and the Papi
Forever and ever...
Yankees Suck….AMEN
**found on Craigslist

Sunday, October 14, 2007

Fake patriotism...

...or, are our only choices a bumper sticker or a lapel pin?

"Show me a man wearing an American flag pin in his lapel, and I'll show you an asshole,"
Bill Maher on his show's New Rules segment.

Ain't that the truth! I always thought the little flag lapels pin were worn by veterans. Of course that shows my pre-911 mindset. Apparently now the Right Wing Patriotism Gestapo has made this one piece of flare mandatory for anyone in the public eye.

I have a friend, and sometime reader, whose brother is a real piece of work. He had a bumper sticker with a flag that said something to the effect of, "Patriotic since 9/12/2001" Honesty stings sometimes. It is the same with the lapel pins and the yellow ribbon "magnets." If you have any of the above you are most likely a fake patriot and/or an asshole.

Where the fuck were you when I was laying in that god damned desert years ago? How dare you question my patriotism because I don't put flag sticker on my car or wear a flag pin. Maybe I'll get a bumper sticker made out of my DD Form 214 and put that on my car. Maybe I'll get a pin made out of my VA Disability Certification and wear it on my coat.

The people showing outrage over Senator Obama not wearing a lapel pin are Chickenhawk Cowards who don't know the difference between Patriotism and Jingoism.

Friday, September 28, 2007

Who would Jesus choke?

The Right's Saint O'Reilly likes to fancy himself a "Jesus for the cause." What the cause is exactly is nebulous but is generally all things right, white and christian. Billo is in a bit of hot water lately for exposing his racist underbelly by being surprised that a Harlem restaurant could actually be just like a white restaurant...whatever that means.

He claims he is the victim of a smear campaign by the dark forces aligned against him on the left. Bill is really a victim of his own ignorant mouth. Orally's latest rant displays his ignorance of the teaching of Christ. Mr. Orally said, "if I could strangle these people and not go to hell and get executed ... I would -- but I can't."

Guess what Billo, wanting to kill someone is as much of a sin as killing them. Go read the Sermon on the Mount. If your only reason for not sinning is the penalty then you have sinned... You are not a saint.

Friday, September 07, 2007

Pinched nerve?

That bitch has a pinched nerve for a husband...

Thursday, August 30, 2007

Did I forget to say, "Tee hee hee?"

toledoblade.com -- Craig protests too much
"IT'S difficult to decide which is sadder, a United States senator seeking sexual solace in an airport men's room or his attempt to have it both ways by pleading guilty, then denying the truth of the accusations.

Sen. Larry Craig (R., Idaho), a staunch conservative and consistent opponent of gay marriage and of giving special protection to gay victims of crimes, pleaded guilty Aug. 8 to disorderly conduct stemming from a June 11 incident in which an undercover police officer said the senator made sexual advances toward him in a men's restroom at Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport.

The senator, who is 62 and married, quietly paid $575 in fines and fees, and received a 10-day suspended sentence. He was placed on unsupervised probation for one year."
Once again being gay is the least of this guy's problems and wouldn't even be a problem if he had just been true to himself from the beginning. He would not have had to sneak around behind his wife's back having creepy anonymous restroom sex, molesting underage pages and hitting on strangers in REI. But that is exactly what happens when you are a pigfucker conservative on the outside and a self-loathing homosexual on the inside.

Once again as is usually the case; IT'S THE HYPOCRISY STUPID!

Thursday, August 23, 2007

Well.... duh!

A new AP-Ipsos poll finds that liberals read more books than conservatives. Some highlights from the poll:

– 34 percent of conservatives have not read a book within the past year, compared with 22 percent of liberals and moderates.

– Among those who had read at least one book, conservatives “typically read eight” books in the past year. Liberals read nine, moderates five.

– “By slightly wider margins, Democrats tended to read more books than Republicans and independents. There were no differences by political party in the percentage of those who said they had not read at least one book.”
Pat Schroeder, president of the American Association of Publishers, attempted to explain the results: “The Karl Roves of the world have built a generation that just wants a couple slogans: ‘No, don’t raise my taxes, no new taxes. It’s pretty hard to write a book saying, ‘No new taxes, no new taxes, no new taxes’ on every page.”

Responding to the poll, White House spokesman Tony Fratto attacked liberals for being too “locquacious”:

Obfuscation usually requires a lot more words than if you simply focus on fundamental principles, so I’m not at all surprised by the loquaciousness of liberals.

A recent Pew Research Study survey also found that viewers of the conservative Fox News channel had the lowest knowledge of national and international affairs.


Imagine that.

Monday, August 20, 2007

What I have been saying for the past four years...

They say it much better.

The War as We Saw It

VIEWED from Iraq at the tail end of a 15-month deployment, the political debate in Washington is indeed surreal. Counterinsurgency is, by definition, a competition between insurgents and counterinsurgents for the control and support of a population. To believe that Americans, with an occupying force that long ago outlived its reluctant welcome, can win over a recalcitrant local population and win this counterinsurgency is far-fetched. As responsible infantrymen and noncommissioned officers with the 82nd Airborne Division soon heading back home, we are skeptical of recent press coverage portraying the conflict as increasingly manageable and feel it has neglected the mounting civil, political and social unrest we see every day. (Obviously, these are our personal views and should not be seen as official within our chain of command.)

The claim that we are increasingly in control of the battlefields in Iraq is an assessment arrived at through a flawed, American-centered framework. Yes, we are militarily superior, but our successes are offset by failures elsewhere. What soldiers call the “battle space” remains the same, with changes only at the margins. It is crowded with actors who do not fit neatly into boxes: Sunni extremists, Al Qaeda terrorists, Shiite militiamen, criminals and armed tribes. This situation is made more complex by the questionable loyalties and Janus-faced role of the Iraqi police and Iraqi Army, which have been trained and armed at United States taxpayers’ expense.

A few nights ago, for example, we witnessed the death of one American soldier and the critical wounding of two others when a lethal armor-piercing explosive was
detonated between an Iraqi Army checkpoint and a police one. Local Iraqis readily testified to American investigators that Iraqi police and Army officers escorted the triggermen and helped plant the bomb. These civilians highlighted their own predicament: had they informed the Americans of the bomb before the incident, the Iraqi Army, the police or the local Shiite militia would have killed their families.

As many grunts will tell you, this is a near-routine event. Reports that a majority of Iraqi Army commanders are now reliable partners can be considered only misleading rhetoric. The truth is that battalion commanders, even if well meaning, have little to no influence over the thousands of obstinate men under them, in an incoherent chain of command, who are really loyal only to their militias.

Similarly, Sunnis, who have been underrepresented in the new Iraqi armed forces, now find themselves forming militias, sometimes with our tacit support. Sunnis recognize that the best guarantee they may have against Shiite militias and the Shiite-dominated government is to form their own armed bands. We arm them to aid in our fight against Al Qaeda.

However, while creating proxies is essential in winning a counterinsurgency, it requires that the proxies are loyal to the center that we claim to support. Armed Sunni tribes have indeed become effective surrogates, but the enduring question is where their loyalties would lie in our absence. The Iraqi government finds itself working at cross purposes with us on this issue because it is justifiably fearful that Sunni militias will turn on it should the Americans leave.

In short, we operate in a bewildering context of determined enemies and questionable allies, one where the balance of forces on the ground remains entirely unclear. (In the course of writing this article, this fact became all too clear: one of us, Staff Sergeant Murphy, an Army Ranger and reconnaissance team leader, was shot in the head during a “time-sensitive target acquisition mission” on Aug. 12; he is expected to survive and is being flown to a military hospital in the United States.) While we have the will and the resources to fight in this context, we are effectively hamstrung because realities on the ground require measures we will always refuse — namely, the widespread use of lethal and brutal force.

Given the situation, it is important not to assess security from an American-centered perspective. The ability of, say, American observers to safely walk down the streets of formerly violent towns is not a resounding indicator of security. What matters is the experience of the local citizenry and the future of our counterinsurgency. When
we take this view, we see that a vast majority of Iraqis feel increasingly insecure and view us as an occupation force that has failed to produce normalcy after four years and is increasingly unlikely to do so as we continue to arm each warring side.

Coupling our military strategy to an insistence that the Iraqis meet political benchmarks for reconciliation is also unhelpful. The morass in the government has fueled impatience and confusion while providing no semblance of security to average Iraqis. Leaders are far from arriving at a lasting political settlement. This should not be surprising, since a lasting political solution will not be possible while the military situation remains in constant flux.

The Iraqi government is run by the main coalition partners of the Shiite-dominated United Iraqi Alliance, with Kurds as minority members. The Shiite clerical establishment formed the alliance to make sure its people did not succumb to the same mistake as in 1920: rebelling against the occupying Western force (then the British) and losing what they believed was their inherent right to rule Iraq as the majority. The qualified and reluctant welcome we received from the Shiites since the invasion has to be seen in that historical context. They saw in us something useful for the moment.

Now that moment is passing, as the Shiites have achieved what they believe is rightfully theirs. Their next task is to figure out how best to consolidate the gains,
because reconciliation without consolidation risks losing it all. Washington’s insistence that the Iraqis correct the three gravest mistakes we made — de-Baathification, the dismantling of the Iraqi Army and the creation of a loose federalist system of government — places us at cross purposes with the government we have committed to support.

Political reconciliation in Iraq will occur, but not at our insistence or in ways that meet our benchmarks. It will happen on Iraqi terms when the reality on the battlefield is congruent with that in the political sphere. There will be no magnanimous solutions that please every party the way we expect, and there will be winners and losers. The choice we have left is to decide which side we will take. Trying to please every party in the conflict — as we do now — will only ensure we are hated by all in the long run.

At the same time, the most important front in the counterinsurgency, improving basic social and economic conditions, is the one on which we have failed most miserably. Two million Iraqis are in refugee camps in bordering countries. Close to two million more are internally displaced and now fill many urban slums. Cities lack regular electricity, telephone services and sanitation. “Lucky” Iraqis live in gated communities barricaded with concrete blast walls that provide them with a sense of communal claustrophobia rather than any sense of security we would consider normal.

In a lawless environment where men with guns rule the streets, engaging in the banalities of life has become a death-defying act. Four years into our occupation, we have failed on every promise, while we have substituted Baath Party tyranny with a tyranny of Islamist, militia and criminal violence. When the primary preoccupation of average Iraqis is when and how they are likely to be killed, we can hardly feel smug as we hand out care packages. As an Iraqi man told us a few days ago with deep resignation, “We need security, not free food.”

In the end, we need to recognize that our presence may have released Iraqis from the grip of a tyrant, but that it has also robbed them of their self-respect. They will soon realize that the best way to regain dignity is to call us what we are — an army of occupation — and force our withdrawal.

Until that happens, it would be prudent for us to increasingly let Iraqis take center stage in all matters, to come up with a nuanced policy in which we assist them from the margins but let them resolve their differences as they see fit. This suggestion is not meant to be defeatist, but rather to highlight our pursuit of incompatible policies to absurd ends without recognizing the incongruities.

We need not talk about our morale. As committed soldiers, we will see this mission through.


Buddhika Jayamaha is an Army specialist. Wesley D. Smith is a sergeant. Jeremy Roebuck is a sergeant. Omar Mora is a sergeant. Edward Sandmeier is a sergeant. Yance T. Gray is a staff sergeant. Jeremy A. Murphy is a staff sergeant.



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